The Flesh Hungry Dog Show and Jackhammer Present
The Joans In Concert
OPEN BAR FROM 10-Midnight!
GET YOUR ADVANCED TICKETS ONLINE HERE
WHERE: Jackhammer, 6406 N. Clark St , Chicago , IL 60626
WHEN: Saturday, Aug. 30, 10pm till 1am
WHAT: Open bar 10pm-midnight, guest performances, and a special performance by THE JOANS at midnight.
COST: $20 at the door or online at www.fleshhungrydog.com
The Flesh Hungry Dog Show presents The Joans in a special benefit performance on Saturday, August 30, 2008. The Joans will travel to play at the 25th anniversary Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco , on September 27, 2008 and the Flesh Hungry Dog Show is helping to send them on their way. The evening features open bar from 10pm till midnight and a live concert performance by The Joans at midnight.
Admission will be at a variety of price levels including:
Trog - $20 includes open bar (well drinks and domestic beers)
The Faye Dunaway - $35 includes open bar and a Joans T-shirt
MGM VIP - $50 includes advance order on CD Joans (autographed) and a Joans T-shirt
Don’t F*ck With Me Fellas! - $100 includes Mommy Dearest DVD, Joan’s T-shirt, and autographed CD
Baby Jane Package - $200 includes Track on CD dedicated to person of your choice in liner notes on CD
Pepsi Special - $300 includes 20 minute acoustic Joans set at your private party.
Joan Wins Oscar - $700 includes 40 minute electric Joans set at your private party.
Hollywood Royalty - $3000 includes 2 40 minute sets on New Year’s Eve at your private party.
It’s official- The Joans are playing the legendary Folsom Street Fair, in San Francisco, CA, Sunday, Sept. 28.
JUST ADDED! The Joans will be appearing at Milwaukee’s PRIDEFEST,
Saturday, June 7 from 4-5pm on the Miller Lite Mainstage. Click here for more PRIDEFEST details.
See The Joans at The Elbo Room, Saturday, July 26 w/The Debut, Soma Star, The Emerald Lizards- THE SHOW STARTS AT 8:30
The Joans showtime is 11:15
BUY ADVANCED TICKETS HERE
2871 N. Lincoln Ave.
Chicago, IL 60657
Phone: 773-549-5549
Do you have an aversion to wire hangers?
Do you inexplicably shout ‘Barbara PLEASE!, PLEASE Barbara!’.
Do you know where to find the boys, AND the booze?
Do you think most people are UNDERREACTING?
If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions then you have to attend the special Mommie Dearest Mother’s Day screening at the Music Box Theater and participate in the mass Joan catharses. Imagine sitting in a room where people don’t look at you funny when you bellow, ‘When you polish the floor, you have to move the TREE!’ This isn’t just a clip- it’s the whole damn movie and you’ll be surrounded by other Joan freaks just like you. Hell, it may not be true- but it sure is funny.
Dick O’Day and Hell in a Handbag Productions present the second in their seasonal series focusing on the best (and worst) in camp movies - Camp Midnight. Mommie Dearest, the Mt. Everest of Mother’s Day movies, kicks off with a 2:30pm pre-show hosted by Dick O’ Day featuring a Joan Crawford look-a-like contest, prize giveaways and a special performance by The Joans, the world’s first band dedicated “to giving Joan Crawford a rock-n-roll voice.” The 3pm screening (complete with interactive audience guide) immediately follows. The Camp Midnight crew has also teamed up with Violet, Chicago’s newest brunch destination, to offer an exclusive upgrade for the event. Guests can purchase V.I.M. (Very Important Mother) tickets that will include brunch beginning at 1pm at Violet (1 block north of the Music Box at 3819 N. Southport) and reserved seating at the theatre. Only 50 V.I.M. tickets are available.
Advance Tickets
Standard Tickets are just $12 are are available exclusively through Ticketweb.
V.I.M. (Very Important Mother) Tickets which include brunch at Violet are just $20 and are available exclusively through Ticketweb.
Music Box Theatre | 3733 N. Southport Ave. | Chicago, IL 60613 | 773-871-6604 (showtimes)
